intergalacticcharmander

the-beatles-are-my-boyband:

raining-buttons:

the-doctor-in-distress:

How do you nicely tell someone to “shut the fuck up or I’ll slit your throat with a rusty knife”?

PLEASE shut the fuck up or I’ll slit your throat with a rusty knife

Unless you wish for your throat area to be better acquainted with my partially oxidized tool of slicing purposes, I suggest that you refrain from actively utilizing your vocal chords and remove yourself from the premises.